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This is a rush transcript from “Gutfeld!” September 28, 2021. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated. 

GREG GUTFELD, FOX NEWS HOST: Happy Tuesday, everyone. Great to be in Nashville at the listening room once again and we got some great guests. Judge Jeanine is here. You know, she drove all the way from New York. Here she is pulling into the parking lot.

GUTFELD: Yes. The judge loves to speed. I asked her why and she said, Greg, I treat the road like it’s death row, put on that seatbelt, step on the gas.

JEANINE PIRRO, FOX NEWS HOST: And I didn’t get a ticket.

GUTFELD: And look, it’s Larry Gatlin of the country music legends, the Gatlin Brothers. I’m going tell you. Did those guys party back in the day, the Gatlin Brothers, they inhaled more white powder than a baby’s butt. Yes. They were a Wild Bunch back in the 70s. Now they’re in their 70s. Now they cut their coke with Lipitor. They’ve replaced orgies with orthopedics. Prostitutes with proctologist. No more smoking joints, they’re replacing them.

But it’s great to see Larry known for the classic hit All the Gold in California. Yes. All the — All the Gold in California. Larry should update the song to reflect today. All the poop on my shoe in California. Yes. Their streets got to be filthy or they’d be Jessie’s hairbrush or Kat’s vocabulary. Sadly, California dreaming is now a guy sleeping in a tent in your front lawn throwing up on your porch. A shout out to Sean Penn. But speak — speaking of Kat, she had a great first night out in Nashville.

GUTFELD: I keep telling Kat, I go hold back it’s only Monday we got a whole week here. And she said, oh, you’re right, Greg. I’ll save the rest of this moonshine for my cereal then. There’s Tyrus. I’ll just move on. So remember when we were told the adults were taking back government when Joe Biden won? Yet they ousted orange Godzilla and we got the Creature from the Black Lagoon. Yes.

Pretty amazing. Yes, that’s some normalcy. We got — there are Serious Bedlam going on at the border. There are thousands still converging, many are sick, and like Hillary crime remains unchecked and unprosecuted. Perhaps 100 Americans may still be in Afghanistan. Inflation rising like Hunter’s heart rate after a poll on his crack pipe. Control yourself, Larry. It’s just a picture. So that’s a lot of bad news.

The upside is I still look great. It’s amazing for a man in his early 40s. But thank — it’s not that funny, Judge. But thankfully, despite all this bad news, we have an adult in charge. OK and adult — a guy in an adult diaper. Captain Joe. Look at him. Aviator sunglasses, check. Bomber jacket, check. It looks like someone crossed a Delta pilot with Arthur Fonzarelli. Too bad his microphone gets cut more than me trying to make the eighth grade soccer team.

This year, I was closer than ever. Seriously, I feel like a guest at Epstein’s Island. Where are the adults we were promised? I seem to remember being told in my mandated anger management classes that an adult takes responsibility for his actions. But here’s Joe responding to his recent crisis.

JOE BIDEN, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: Take a look at what I inherited when I came into office. When I came into office, a state of affairs and where we were. We had four million people vaccinated. We had no plan we — I mean, I could go down the list. I’m not complaining. It’s just a reality.